Because next month it's our turn. That's right, it's that time of year again. March 14th is Steak and a Blowjob day. No flowers, no candy, no expensive jewellery, just a steak... and a blowjob.

The official website has plenty of tips and tricks, and a better, in-depth explanation of the whole holiday. Spread the word! Once Hallmark gets wind of it, the next thing you know it'll be a national holiday!