Uncle Daddy grew up idolizing guys like Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino because they got lots of chicks.
“You know what happened to Fonzie & Vinnie Barbarino?”
“Yeah I read that Fonzie wants to be a director, and Barbarino, I think.. the mechanical bull movie... I dunno I haven't seen it yet”
“No, I'll tell you what happened, their shows got cancelled.”
“Yes Cancelled, you know why? BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO SEE A FIFTY YEAR-OLD GUY HITTING ON CHICKS.”