We're in the 5-day Cone of Death already, but the only model to run so far, the BAMM model shows her turning southwest and making landfall in Colombia as a 66-112kt hurricane. It's too early to say anything other than “For the love of Pete, will this hurricane season ever end???”

I should have known this was going to happen because I went through all my supplies today and packed away the hardware and integrated the canned goods (they're SO not goods, they're crap I wouldn't ordinarily eat) back into the pantry.