Shivering on the 49th Parallel
Friday, July 6, 2007
I think I've actually used this post title before...

My last roomie MJ gave birth to a little girl last night (what, you were expecting a turtle or a puppy?) named Oceane who weighed in at 7lbs and 1oz at the George Town hospital! Congrats to Robert & MJ!

Which leads me to the next thought: G & Darlene have two little girls, Matty & Jules had a little girl, Jim & Julie had a little girl, Mike & Melissa had a little girl, My co-worker Everton and his wife had a little girl, Nadine who I know from back home has two little girls... ARE MEN BECOMING OUTNUMBERED OR WHAT?? is there something in the water causing everyone to have little girls? I already know that karma has little girls in store for me when I get around to it, but holy cow... I better get on the prilosec now, so that by the time all my friends' girls and my future girls become teenagers I'm prepared for the stress of it...

Either that or start honing my target-knife-throwing skills. :)

Friday, July 6, 2007 9:02:16 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) | Comments [5] | Misc#
Saturday, July 7, 2007 4:44:17 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
They say that warm "boys" make for girls. Being that it’s always warm in Cayman...the "boys" are more inclined to make girls. If desiring a boy, 9 out of 10 North Side doctors suggest keeping bushes trimmed, the A/C low and regular soaking in iced tea. However, the soaking may cause stains, which would require some explaining to the future Mrs. Jelly.
Sunday, July 8, 2007 6:10:31 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
You can add Danny and Marnie's new little girl to the list too:)
Sunday, July 8, 2007 7:17:12 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
That's right! I knew there were a couple more that I just couldn't remember on-the-fly when I wrote this the other day! We're done moving now, so I may try and go by l'hopital tomorrow and see if MJ's still there.
Monday, July 9, 2007 1:57:34 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
Damn straight....its going to be a good world for Liam when he's older. A boy in a sea of girls.
Friday, July 13, 2007 5:14:23 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
Yeah, so long as it doesnt turn into "Hell comes to Frogtown" where Liam is Rowdy Roddy Piper, the last breedable male... you'll have to get him to say "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum" :)
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